Written by my 12 years old grandson, Yusuf
-GUITAR INTRO-
Step 1: Buy some water, sugar and lemons
Step 2: Make lemonade with the ingredients
Step 3: Sell it for a profitable price
Step 4: Let the money roll in at your device
Step 5: Start expandin’
Make more stands and hire some dudes in.
Step 6: Go digital, make a website people order on.
Step 7: Hire a delivery guy. Now you kick back as the money rises.
Step 8: Buy lemon trees and plant them on your land. Now you control the supply and demand.
Step 9: Make a factory, change the recipe so it’s cheap and yummy. It doesn’t matter if it is unhealthy, bruv, your making MONEY.
Step 10: Buy security, arm them up, they will protect the factory. Now emissions don’t matter cuz your making MONEY!
STEP 11: MAKE SECURITY MILITARY AND DECLARE YOUR LAND A COUNTRY. GO TO WAR IT DON’T MATTER, BRUV, YOUR MAKING MONEY!
STEP 12: EXPAND, EXPAND, EXPAND, YOU NEED THAT SWEET, SWEET MONEY!
STEP 13: NOW YOU OWN THE WORLD, ON THIS MOUNTAIN OF GOLD! IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT YOU TRADED ALL THESE RICHES FOR SOULS!
Step 14: Do what you want, no one will care what you do.
Invest in bombs, they’ll support you.
Blow them up they’ll love you.
Destroy the world they’ll praise you.
You are their ruler.
The world’s ruler.
But what do I know?
I’m just a no one selling lemonade.
-GUITAR OUTRO-
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